Oscars Paws for thought.....

Paws for thought is the ramblings of a 13yr old moggy, Oscar! I moved to Hampshire - well face it the weather is shit in Glasgow! So when given the chance I packed up my lucky fish cat nip toy leapt into my plastic box and took the British Midland flight to Heathrow.

Now it's time to train my new people........


On the bench
10-02-08

Since the arrival of his new plane Dad has spent a lot of time in the garage. He appears convinced it will fly one day, so I am keeping an eye on what he is doing.

It appears Dad already built a plane in his garage called a Vans RV7 and it is flying. So perhaps he is not as mad as I first thought. He informs me he is just restoring this plane and it has already flown before! However I still think he is slightly mad as he went all the was to Phoenix Arizona - that's America! to buy this heap of parts! Here check out his website www.GreatLakes2T.co.uk
Time to sleep.....
Oscar

Workshop
26-10-07
Last week a 20ft container arrived, Dad was hopping around all excited and unpacked the contents into his garage.
I went into investigate, evidently it's a flying machine! He actually thinks he will fly in this thing.... Umm, humans are mad - if they were ment to fly they would have wings like sparrows.
Baxter
20-07-07

As you may have read my first Mum decided to emigrate to Australia - obviously the thought of the flight prompted me to take up the offer of a nice new home and garden in Hampshire. Well Mum number one could not live without 'Man's real best friend' and we now have a new family member called Baxter. I have seen photo's of my brother and he is very cute.
Sometimes, I phone him while all our Mum's and Dad's are at work and we chat about feline stuff. He is getting them very well trained out there

It's a hard life....
26-05-07
I have found a great way of getting Mum and Dads attention. Lay in the middle of the road...... When they see cars coming and I don't move, they come running out. Instant fuss and belly rub - works every time.
See humans are so easy to train
IT Oscar
02-04-07

Today, I stomped around Mummy's computer, I was helping her work, here is some of her IM message to claire while I helped out on the keyboard:
Graves, Jo [16:54]:
Are you really busy, even for me?
Sandom, Claire [16:55]:
well maybe not
Graves, Jo [16:55]:
-[0pppppppppppppp89jnh
Graves, Jo [16:55]:
sd
Graves, Jo [16:55]:
]'#q2'33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
Sandom, Claire [16:55]:
I'm in 1LB
Sandom, Claire [16:56]:
what are your messages they don't make sense
Graves, Jo [16:56]:
sorry, Oscar just walked on keyboard
Graves, Jo [16:56]:
laughing hysterically now
Graves, Jo [16:58]:
900osa\
Graves, Jo [16:58]:
p
Graves, Jo [16:58]:
sorry
Sandom, Claire [16:59]:
hello Oscar
Graves, Jo [16:59]:
he says hi
Sandom, Claire [16:59]:
hope your mummy is being nice and giving you lots of cat nip
Sandom, Claire [16:59]:
hope to see yuo soon for some oscar love..
Graves, Jo [16:59]:
I have been booted off the leather chair in the office and he's been on it all day.

Freeks.................
27-03-07
Help I am living with two freaks. Mum & Dad have really lost it now.....
23-03-07

I've just had a big love in with my Mummy. She kisses me and tells me that she loves me all the time. She talks to me like I understand stuff. Humans have no idea how much we can understand, is my Mummy crazy?
Today, she was working at home so I went and sat with her in the office, she didn't really give me enough love so I had to walk over her lap top to get attention and then she went out at lunch time to go to a work meeting. I like it best when she is here and loving me a lot.
She calls me her furry alarm clock. I went and lay on her the other night at 4:30am and she gave me an Indian head massage, it was lovely, I shut my eyes, dribbled and fell into a trance....my Mummy loves me a lot and does do nice stuff like this as well as crazy stuff.

I'm looking forward to summer when we can be outside together. .
Look at my wiskers
17-03-07 - Photo Session with Mummy.
Saturday Mum attacked me with her new camera. I have to say I came out looking really great. Just check out those great whiskers of mine.
06-03-07
My Grandpa was here today. He seemed tired when he got here and after stomping around a lot (he's very heavy footed), he sat down on the sofa and fell asleep. He snores even lounder than Mummy! I slept on his lap for a while, he was really nice and comfy and I was able to put up with the noise - he's ever so warm as well. I've decided I like him. He's better when it's just me and him though, sometimes he talks in a very loud voice and it startles me. A bit later on they went and got my Grandma, she requires absolutely no training at all and just does everything I ask for. She is the person for another few of my cousins in Spain - they've done a great job of training her
Cold outside
08-02-07 - Too Cold for Me today
Decided to stay in today! Well look at it.... who in their right mind would leave a nice warm house for that outside? Sent Mum and Dad to work.
Map reading
26-01-07
Dad was planning a flight this evening - did he seriously think I would let him? .
Move over is my pillow
20-01-07- Whose pillow is this?

Mummy was trying her best to hog the pillow this morning - But see I kept my head on. Poor Mum got my arse hole all night. Perhaps she will learn to hand the pillow over quicker next time.
I see more training is necessary - but i did get a good nights sleep.
Oscar (the boy who knows who's the boss!)

Oscar in Bed
20-12-07
Oh, it's Christmas and they have decided to decorate my bed. How do I put up with them? I wouldn't mind but baubles, whats wrong with a little tinsel? Or maybe mistletoe.......
16-9-06 Door Training Day

Started the door training today. I went out of my little door round to the patio door - they opened it! Back through my little flap to the patio and and again they opened it. Their training is going well. I thought it would take a lot longer!.

Life is going to be good - they are doing everthing i want!!.
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